Sunday with Rouxpert

Dog: Hey, human! What are you doing? Are you working? On this computer? Cool...cool. Well, I'll just squeeze in over here and take a little nap while you finish up—no rush!

Human: Dog, that doesn't even look comfortable. I mean, your head doesn't even fit—

*snooooooore*

Dog: Hey, human! What are you doing? You doing some laundry? Washing the stuff in these bags? Cool...cool. Well, I'll just curl up over here and take a nap while you finish up—no rush!

Human: Dog, are you really trying to get into that IKEA bag? I mean, it's already full of stuff and—

*stare*

Human: OK, I'm sure it's actually pretty comfortable. But, I can't wash the clothes if you're on top of them. You're too heavy to stay in the bag while I take it down to the laundry room and—

*snooooooore*

Human: Dog, if I'd know you'd be happy sleep on top of laundry—

Dog: So comfy!

Human: —and that you'd happily squeeze yourself into places that are obviously too small for you—

Dog: SO COMFY!

Human: Yes, but I might not have bothered getting you that dog bed...

*SNOOOOOOORE*

At least I can't say he's hard to please.