at BART stations -- today on faux (I presume) bricks inside Balboa
Park (ew), last time on a slippery metal grate outside of Civic Center
(TRIPLE EW!!!) and once in dry weather, on the cement outside of the
Asian Art Museum (also the Tenderloin -- weep). All 3 times, the most
significant injury has been to my pride. So here's a quiz. Which do
*you* think the universe is trying to tell me:
A. slow down
B. wash your jeans
C. be more grateful for my well-padded thighs and hips
D. look into shoes with better traction
E. get ready for something *truly* humiliating
F. at least you've got good bones
G.some other exciting message (feel free to provide in the comments)
H. none of the above
I. all of the above
You crack me up! My answer is H.
ReplyDeleteAnd for G: be thankful you aren't paying any hospital bills to fix things or have them x-rayed